A few interesting comparisons

well, we can start with a few here:

• an IITian and a Dog

here are a few common ones that you get to hear...

Differences:

1. An IITian has to clear the JEE to get in, a dog does not.
   
2. Dogs get laid in kgp, IITians don't (neither do they want to).
3. Dogs don't mind being treated like dogs
4. The rare occasions on which they have to enter the SBI branch, they have a much better experience than us.
   

Similarities:

1. Both breeds get treated as dogs.
2. Both get to eat mess food, but dogs have more alternatives.
   

• IIT and Jail

Differences:

1. In jail, your term can be of less than a month. In an IIT, its at least 4 years.
2. In jails, one must be getting more holidays.
3. In IIT, you get LAN facilities which we don't suppose jails provide :D.
4. Jails have uniforms.
5. Inmates in jails have baths more frequently!
6. You can actually smuggle anything in jails...even (Gasp!!) good food!!
7. Jails are devoid of a point system... but you can get out early for good conduct. In IIT, your sentence... i mean your stay, can only increase(unless you commit that suicide you've always wanted to...)
8. Life in jail is filled with hope and anticipation of a better life...
   

Similarities:

1. Jails have facilities for solitary confinement but only for a few special cases, IIT (i know only abt mine) also has facilities for solitary accomodation and those too for a few cases only.
2. Mess foods must be comparable. (Anyone been both places?? need ur opinion here)
3. Getting into both, you must be a victim of your own deeds.
4. To both the jail administration and the IIT administration, you aren't a human being, you are a number.
5. Both, Hostels and prisons have 'wardens' :D
   

More comparisons invited!!!
Added as requested- the guy who typed them